Lauren Brant complains about dressing her new-found 'lumps, bumps and rolls' as she performs bizarre maternity workout

When it comes to detailing the trials and tribulations of one's first pregnancy, Lauren Brant hasn't missed a beat. 

And on Monday, the former Hi-5 performer updated her prom dresses 2016 about how she is struggling to find maternity clothing that she can wear after the pregnancy.

Taking to Instagram with a photo of herself performing a bizarre pregnancy-friendly workout routine (which involved Lauren bending one leg vertically up a wall), she wrote: 'Jeepers Creepers! It's been a while since I've done this.'

'But I'm determined to keep what fitness and flexibility I can during my pregnancy - I just have to negotiate with some new found lumps, bumps and rolls!'

'I think I have gone up another underwear size this week! #bumpregnancy But seriously, I am just living in exercise clothes!!!' she went on. 

The expectant mother continued: I'm finding it hard to find maternity clothes that I can wear after pregnancy too, I mean besides the maternity bras and pants - I don't have to buy 'pregnant clothes' right?!'

'I feel like I'm having to learn how to dress all over again! Any Alyce Paris Cap Sleeve Short Beaded Dress 3593???' she begged. 

She also added a series of hashtags, including #pregnantlife #pregnantglow and #fitmum. 

Lauren revealed her pregnancy with former AFL star Barry Hall four weeks ago and has since been documenting the experience online. 

On Thursday, she shared an emotional essay about exercising during pregnancy alongisde a video of herself performing a workout in the park. 

'Being a mother means that you completely embrace and nourish a new being in your life,' she gushed. 

'Something that I realised today is that motherhood doesn't start when your baby is born, it starts when your baby is conceived,' Lauren said.

She added she was aware of changes and sacrifices she will need to make side split prom dresses , and is more than happy to if it creates the 'best environment for a healthy baby.'

Vicky Pattison shares titillating swimsuit selfie as she vows to kick 10lbs and cut back on alcohol in the new year

She's previously admitted to becoming 'obsessive' over her weight. Vicky came out of the I'm A Celeb jungle this time last year believing she was the only contestant to have gained weight. But she said at the time she had become 'too la femme dresses ' when she released a fitness DVD, in the aftermath of her similar weight gain on Geordie Shore. 'When I first started losing all my weight I became obsessive,' she told The Mirror Online. She added: 'In the end it was unrealistic for someone my height. I ended up looking too skinny. My mum was worried. My face looked gaunt and I became obsessed. Vicky continued: 'I looked good and I was fitting in size six clothes but I had no social life. I felt guilty if I had a Nando’s or a night out with my mates. And that’s not the right way to live.'  Going make-up free, she pouted for the la femme dresses , while John rocked a makeshift Santa costume with a Father Christmas hat and a shaving foam beard. The I'm A Celebrity winner captioned the shot: 'Merry Christmas Eve from Santa and his little helper...' Meanwhile, Charlotte Crosby prepared for a festive night in a tiny lace-trim floral minidress in a sexy midnight black hue. Showcasing her enviably lean legs in the thigh-skimming number, lengthening them further with some barely there triple-strap heels.  By her own admission, the former queen of the la femme prom dresses 2017 enjoyed an indulgent Christmas with new boyfriend John Noble. But the TV personality, 29, was perfectly proud of her businessman beau's chiselled upper body in an image she posted online last week. Beside his black and white selfie, she boasted: 'My man… I'm a lucky girl'.  It comes after she gave fans a glimpse into her intimate celebrations with John, who she has recently branded 'the only man I have ever loved'. She shared a snap of the pair cosied up on the sofa wearing Harry Potter loungewear, writing: 'Best Christmas ever with my love wearing our POTTER themed pressies.'  It was the couple's first Christmas and Vicky got into the festive spirit on Christmas Eve as she posed next to her shirtless beau in a cheeky Instagram shot.  But Vicky Pattison is determined that losing an extra 10lbs will help her make a great start to 2017, after telling her Instagram followers that she wanted her body back. She started the year with an inspiration post in which she snapped her gorgeous curves in swimwear on Sunday while introducing her January body plan. She wrote: 'Now Christmas and New Year is out the way I'm defos getting this body back!! Back to the gym tomorrow' Vicky added: 'My #JanPlan is to tone up again, lose 10 pounds, cut back on alcohol and sugar and improve my fitness levels!!!' Meanwhile, her former Geordie Shore co-star Charlotte Crosby prepared to hit the town in a silky slip dress, as Fearne Cotton geared up for an altogether different kind of night in cute festive pyjamas. Vicky showed things were getting serious with John with the cute snap, as the businessman. Proving quite the contrast to Charlotte, Fearne Cotton prepared for a cost night in with her social media documentation. The presenter revealed she was fully embracing the Christmas spirit with a pair of white leggings adorned with festive tree print.

Katie Piper channels the eighties in wild leopard print costume as she attends New Year's Eve fancy dress party with husband Richard Sutton

She’s looking ahead to a productive new year following the release of here fifth book and the security of a new two-year contract with Channel 4. Katie was joined by carpenter husband Richard, who appeared to be dressed as iconic Al Pacino character Scarface in a sharp white tuxedo and black shirt with wide, la femme dresses outlet .  'When I first started dating him I knew there was something different about him to other people I dated,' she said. 'And that was because quite early in the relationship I had unexpected medical problems with my nose and my breathing, and I had to have some surgery that unfortunately got infected and went wrong.' But Katie Piper went back to the eighties on Saturday evening as she prepared for a fun end of year celebration with husband Richard Sutton and her family. Posting a series of snaps on Instagram, the presenter admitted she was responsible for adding his look's finishing la femme homecoming dresses 2017 - a cosmetically applied mustache.  Captioning a shot of the pair alongside one another, she wrote: 'I did his make up #nye.'  Speaking to MailOnline, in December, Katie admitted it was the sobering backdrop of sterile hospital wards that proved to be an unlikely foundation for love with her husband.  The presenter revealed she was immediately struck by his willingness to remain stay by her side as she recovered from the vicious 2008 acid attack orchestrated by convicted ex-boyfriend Daniel Lynch, leaving her with horrific, life-changing burns to her face.  The presenter, 33, sported a throwback leopard print ensemble comprised of loose fitting jacket and trousers for her final night out before what promises to be a busy 2017. The couple married in the quaint surroundings of an English garden in November 2015, 21-months after the birth of their precious daughter Belle and almost a year after Katie announced their la femme homecoming dresses 2017 .  'But he stayed really consistent. He came to hospital and he’d watch Netflix with me. It’s quite boring for it to be like that in the glamorous dating stages, but it showed it me it was a good test. It showed me the person he really was and that he had depth.' 'It’s so long since what happened to me brought me into the public eye - I feel like I can write honestly and openly about it and not fear,' she said. 'Sometimes I feel like I’m on a pedestal and can’t show fear, but now I feel accomplished. 'If someone were to ask me "What right do you have to write this book?" I would say "I’ve walked a long road." Katie channeled her own personal experiences while developing new book Confidence: The Secret, a self-help guide broken into chapters focusing on different characteristics and traits, interspersed with autobiographical anecdotes from the author. And she admits the book would never have seen the light of daywere it not for her own length battle against adversity. A floral crop top added a vibrant flourish to the overall look, while layers of generously applied make-up and a bold, heavily fringed comb-over provided an authentic twist.  She added: 'It’s that stage where you’re supposed to be wearing your best clothes and all that, so I thought this is make or break, it might put him off too much, maybe we’ll lose contact and get La Femme Dresses Outlet in touch when it’s all over. 'I’ve got a lot of life experience and it’s something I can really back up.' 

Beach babe Izabel Goulart shows off impeccably toned tum in skimpy pink bikini as she tops up her tan in St Barts

She found fame as a Victoria's Secret model back in 2005.  But Izabel Goulart proved why she caught the attention of the famous lingerie brand on Friday, as she flaunted her incredible body on the beach in St Barts. The Brazilian beauty, 32, showed off her impeccably toned physique in a barely-there pink bikini as she topped up her tan on the stunning Caribbean island.  Izabel showcased her incredibly taut and toned stomach and enviably long legs for all to see as she strutted across the sand in the pink two-piece.  The halterneck triangle top gave a sexy glimpse of her plentiful bust as it plunged la femme dresses outlet low at her chest and secured across her cleavage with just a single string. Not afraid to flash even more sun-kissed skin, the model paired the top with equally skimpy bottoms, which cut into a thong at her rear to display her peachy derriere to all.  Maintaining her chic model style even in beachwear however, the set was adorned with cheap la femme dresses embellishments on the straps, and tied into a striking bow at her back for a feminine touch.  She left her brunette hair in tousled, beachy waves and kept her face make-up free to show off her naturally glowing and clear complexion.  Wanting to protect her skin from the blazing sunshine, Izabel later layered a la femme dresses outlet dress on top of her bikini, which was decorated with a vibrant rainbow striped print.  The model happily walked on the sand and paddled in the crystal clear water during her relaxing day, before she perched herself on the sand to take photos of the stunning sea view.  The beauty has been heavily documenting her time on the Caribbean island for fans on her Instagram page. Uploading a sizzling snap of her in a bikini and Santa hot posing against the stunning coastline, she wished her adoring followers a happy festive period with the message: 'Ho ho ho #BodyByIza post card from St Barths!  'Merry Christmas to everyone! Enjoy the time with your loved ones!' As one of the top winter hotspots, Izabel also appeared to be mixing with fashion's elite on the idyllic island, proving her long-lasting success in the industry. On Thursday she uploaded a selfie of her kissing the cheek of Stefano Gabbana, one half of dominating Italian fashion duo Dolce & Gabbana. Izabel was discovered in a supermarket at the age of 14, and moved to France to pursue modelling. However her career did not get off to the best start, after her top fell open to reveal her bare chest during her first ever catwalk appearance. Yet, the Brazilian beauty has put the embarrassing malfunction behind her to find success - going on to model for the likes of Oscar de la Renta, Valentino and Balmain. She became more widely known when she was named a Victoria's la femme prom dresses 2017 in 2005, after appearing on the cover of Vogue Brasil. Although she is no longer an Angel, Izabel has walked in a whopping 11 shows for the luxurious lingerie brand and has wowed fans each year with her sensational body. 

Parents attack the sale of 'marijuana leggings' after one grandmother spots children's clothing with a VERY unusual design

Outraged parents have slammed a 'very inappropriate' design on a la femme dresses which are said to feature marijuana leaves. The suspicious leggings were spotted on Amazon by a grandmother looking for a present for Christmas. The which are 100 per cent polyester and cost $8.18 (£6.69), are shipped from China. The shopper who first noticed the item, from Florida, said: 'I just think that’s very inappropriate for a 3-year-old, not something they should be advertising,' according.  Another concerned parent Ellen Snelling wrote on Twitter: '2017 la femme bridal dresses ! It sends kids the wrong message.' Ester Goldberg added: 'Amazon is selling a line of leggings for toddlers featuring green marijuana leaves and parents are not happy. 'Apparently it's not the type of potty training they had in mind.'  The item was originally for sale on a page called Aoshilong-Baby but can now be seen on the JTC/Happy@Life Amazon page. The printed leggings are described as being suitable for 'little girls'.

It's the size of the average UK woman top designers claim to cater for... So can a size 16 find ANYTHING to wear in designer stores?

If Prada does stock bigger sizes, then the information doesn’t appear to have trickled down to the staff at this shop. Poppy is instantly drawn to a selection of pretty, silk, floral dresses with scoop necks and drop waists, costing £1,400. We ask to try one in a size 16 and are told they only go up to a cheap la femme dresses . It turns out that Prada doesn’t have a single larger size in stock, which is a bit puzzling. When pushed, the incredibly slender sales girl tells us it does — occasionally — stock coats and jackets in bigger sizes. Seeing how disappointed Poppy is, the assistant is apologetic, blaming ‘company policy’. She says its biggest selling sizes are eight, ten and 12. With her slim legs and toned arms, Poppy would have looked absolutely stunning in one of the silk dresses. It seems so short-sighted that Prada seems unable (or unwilling) to la femme dresses 2017 . Prada did not respond to a request for comment. Largest size in stock: Size 12 Dolce and Gabbana  With its polished marble floors, opera music and stern door staff, there is something very intimidating about the Italian designers’ London flagship store. ‘I’ll take that,’ says the doorman, as he swiftly confiscates my Starbucks paper coffee cup. The good news is that this branch of Dolce & Gabbana has a limited number of size 16 pieces. The bad news is that they come up very small. ‘Honestly? I think that you’re going to struggle,’ says the size eight sales assistant. Poppy spots a beautiful £1,700 ruched floral cocktail dress and asks if it is la femme homecoming dresses 2017 in her size. All we can see on the shop floor is size ten and below. We can’t believe it — and neither can the Italian sales assistant — when one is found in the stock room along with a size 16 black cocktail dress. That’s it. Just two size 16s in the whole store. Poppy tries on the floral dress, which has an inbuilt corset. She is unable to zip it up on her own and asks the sales assistant for help, who, in turn, calls upon me for back-up. Together we tug at the zip as Poppy breathes in for all she’s worth. There is no doubt that the dress looks and feels exquisite — but, as Poppy says: ‘It was so tight I could hardly breathe. I’d never be able to sit down in it or do it up without a team of assistants.’ A spokesman for Dolce & Gabbana says: ‘Our range of sizes goes up to a 2017 la femme bridal dresses . You found a limited stock because we are close to the end of the season and the summer collection has not been entirely delivered yet. ‘If a client wants a specific size, our Milan HQ would be pleased to provide it.’ Largest size in stock: Size 16 (but just two items) Alexander McQueen  This design house was responsible for the Duchess of Cambridge’s stunning wedding dress. In keeping with most designer shops, it doesn’t pack the rails with clothes. Preferring a more minimalist look, it displays just one or two pieces in each style. We quickly realise that those ‘one or two pieces’ are nearly all size six and eight. A helpful male assistant says he will bring us what he has in stock in a size 16. It turns out that the size 16 ‘stock’ consists of one solitary item. He holds up a baggy, black and shapeless smock dress, priced £1,200, that would totally hide Poppy’s 44, 36, 44 curves. Surely, we ask, he can offer her something else in a size 16? A skirt perhaps? Maybe a trouser suit? No. It’s the black sack or nothing. When quizzed, he admits the shop orders in a very limited number of size 16s to start with and suggests that we try a label called Alaia (famous for the bodycon dress) as ‘their stuff is more stretchy than ours’. As Poppy says: ‘Telling a size 16 woman to go for stretchy fabrics is a bit crushing. I have no trouble finding tailored clothes on the High Street.’ Asked for a comment, Alexander McQueen did not respond. Largest size in stock: Size 16 (but only one item) Emporio Armani  Ladieswear is in the basement of the store, but it’s so dark and dingy that it feels more like an underground car park. Assistants aren’t exactly flocking to help us, but eventually one comes to our aid and tells us that, yes, they do most items in a size 16. Poppy’s favourite is a striking, emerald green trouser suit selling for £870. Ever hopeful, she tries it on . . . but it’s a bit of a squeeze. Yet again, it’s far too tight across the chest, and while the jacket buttons do fasten, they are straining. The trousers are cutting into Poppy’s waist and pulling across her bottom and inner thighs. ‘It’s a beautiful suit in one of my favourite colours, but I’d 2017 la femme cocktail dresses be able to sit down in it for fear of something ripping or a button flying off,’ she says. Emporio Armani did not respond to a request for comment. Largest size in stock: Size 18 Chanel  The elegant Coco Chanel must be turning in her grave now that Chanel carries clothes up to a size 24. At its three-storey shop, the chic, slender French sales girls outnumber the customers. The lady who assists us is by far the most helpful we encounter all day. She informs us that most of the dresses, skirts and trousers (including the jeans that Poppy wants to try) only go up to a size 14. She installs us in one of the changing rooms (bigger than the average sitting room) while she goes off in search of the size 16s that are kept off the shop floor. She returns with one pitiful plain black dress for £5,280. It does fit, but as it’s nothing more than a glorified sack, it was bound to. A spokesman for Chanel says: ‘Chanel offers a ready-to-wear range in sizes eight to 24. We do not always have all the sizes available in each boutique because pieces are produced in small numbers.’ Largest in stock: SizeS 16 and 18 (ONE DRESS IN EACH) Ralph Lauren  With its dark wood panelling, squashy leather sofas and patterned carpets, Ralph Lauren is clearly aiming for a cosy, wholesome image for its brand. So how about some nice, wholesome, size 16 clothes to go with it? No such luck. Poppy falls instantly in love with a gold trouser suit. With the jacket selling for £3,350 and the trousers for £2,600, it should really be made of solid gold, not embroidered silk. Sadly, the shop doesn’t have the suit in a size 16. Nor does it have any other suit, dress, pair of trousers or skirt in a 16. The rather pushy male assistant insists Poppy tries the jacket in a size 14 — which she does, but is unable to fasten it. ‘It’s much better undone, you don’t need to do up the buttons,’ says the salesman, who tells us the shop usually stocks plenty of size 16s and we’ve just been unlucky. Ralph Lauren did not respond to a request for comment. Largest size in stock: Size 14 Stella McCarntney  The flared white trouser suit is a trademark of Stella McCartney, and on 5ft 11in Poppy it would look stunning. Alas, it’s not available in size 16. Neither is a metallic skirt she likes. But the shop does have a silk camisole top for £1,180 — and that’s pretty much it. Encouraged by the sales assistant, who tells her ‘This piece is straight off the runway, you’d be one of the first to have it’, Poppy tries it on. However, it’s tight across the bust and the spaghetti straps look as if they could snap under the strain at any minute. ‘I don’t feel contained or secure at all,’ says Poppy. ‘Plus, it just looks like a pyjama top.’ Stella McCartney did not respond to a request for comment. Largest size in stock: Size 16 (one top ONLY) Miu Miu  The powder blue carpets at this store are so thick and springy that you positively bounce along. We are most definitely in ladieswear, but we could be forgiven for thinking we are in the children’s department. The clothes look tiny and it’s hard to imagine anyone being thin enough to squeeze into the size 4 trousers that catch our eye. Do they have them in a size 16, we ask? No prizes for guessing the response. Neither do they have a 16 in the two dresses or three skirts we ask about. The assistant disappears into the stock room and emerges with three size 16 items that look like frumpy, maternity smocks. The only thing that isn’t sack-like is a £1,460 plunge neck mini dress. Poppy tries it on and says: ‘It’s too short for me. And because I have a big bust, it’s straining — and that means the waistline doesn’t sit properly.’ It seems odd that no allowance has been made for the fact that plus-size women do tend to have larger busts than their skinnier counterparts. We also notice that while another (slim) customer is offered champagne while she shops, we are not. Miu Miu did not respond to a request for comment. Largest size in stock: Size 16 (three items) Amanda Wakeley  A favourite with Angelina Jolie on the red carpet, Amanda Wakeley is adamant she wants to make clothes for real women. So how well does the British designer’s store cater for size 16 customers? At first glance things don’t look promising. Nothing bigger than a size ten can be seen on the rails on the ground floor. Upstairs, we look at evening and cocktail dresses and ask to be shown anything available in a size 16. Poppy detects a look of panic in the sales assistant’s eyes as she goes off in search of bigger sizes. She is gone for what seems like an age (perhaps all the size 16s are kept in a dusty vault somewhere) and reappears with just two dresses. One would require Poppy to go braless, which would hardly be comfortable or practical with her GG cup breasts. So we are left with a £1,200 fitted orange dress with cap sleeves and a swishy skirt. It fits Poppy beautifully. She says: ‘It’s a really vibrant colour that I wouldn’t normally go for and it’s very flattering on the bust as there’s a hint of cleavage.’ The staff are apologetic about the lack of size 16s, explaining that they tend to sell out quickly. So why not order more to start with? Amanda Wakeley did not respond to a request for comment. Largest size in stock: Size 16 (two dresses) Burberry  The Christmas adverts for Burberry show actress Sienna Miller dressed in white lace, sheltering from the snow. Perhaps Burberry will be able to make Poppy’s Christmas wish of finding a half-decent, size 16 designer outfit come true. Unfortunately, seasonal cheer had not yet spread to its sprawling store, where the sales assistants mostly ignore us. Unlike other shops we visit, Burberry goes up to a size 16 across its range, not just in a few select pieces. However, sadly for Poppy, it doesn’t have a single item to offer her when we visit. The sales assistant consults her iPad and informs us there is just one size 16 lace dress in London — at the London Heathrow Terminal 5 shop. ‘Customers shopping for bigger sizes tend to buy online,’ she tells us. If Poppy’s hurt feelings are anything to go by, then perhaps it’s no wonder. ‘It takes courage for a plus-size woman to go into a designer store, but when you then have to slink off because nothing will fit you it’s really upsetting and humiliating,’ she says. A spokesman for Burberry declined to comment. Largest size in stock: Size 14 The results... After seven hours trawling designer shops, we found just one size 16 dress that was a good, flattering fit on Poppy. The choice was extremely limited in every shop we visited, and even those stores that did have stock seemed reluctant to place them on the rails. So how does a plus-size model like Poppy feel about her shopping day? ‘I’m surprised. It was amusing to start with, but as the day went on I felt offended. I’m not fat, but it feels as if some designers want only thin women in their clothes.’

Sophie Monk dons a cleavage-baring maxi dress while launching herself down a homemade water slide

And it appears Sophie Monk's first family Christmas in her new home has been a blast, with the bubbly blonde sharing footage from the festivities la femme prom dresses .

Showing off her figure in a glamourous maxi dress, the 37-year-old was seen launching herself down a home-made water slide and into an inflatable pool in her backyard.

In the clip shared to Sophie's 151,000 followers on Christmas day, the KIIS FM radio star was seen making a run up to a tarp laid out on the grass and sliding head first into a la femme dresses .

Her sister Lucy followed behind, also wearing a dress, before they were joined by their brother Ben.

Slipping and sliding in dresses and then my brother goes too hard,' Sophie captioned the post, adding the hash-tag: 'merry Christmas'.

It appears the ride proved to be painful for Ben, who slid too fast and missed the pool, instead, rolling and landing onto the grass.

Sophie and her entertaining family la femme homecoming dresses 2017 to star in an upcoming reality series, much like the popular US show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

'The characters in my family are hilarious,' Sophie told the publication.

'My dad's hilarious, he's oblivious and doesn't even know I'm on TV. And he loves the camera, he'll do anything,' she added.

Sophie's parents Sandi and Andrew are set to appear in the series, alongside her younger sister Lucy.

The star's BFF, former KIIS FM producer Oscar Gordon, told Daily Mail Australia earlier this month that he is producing the show.

Although it has not yet been picked up by a network, the first episode is currently filming with Matchbox Production.

'It's very much like the Kardashians, but an La Femme Dresses Outlet version of it and with it being as real to Sophie’s life as possible,' Oscar said.

'Australia will fall in love with Sophie Monk’s family, there is no doubt about it,' he continued.

The series will reportedly follow Sophie's parents moving into the backyard property attached to her new home on the Gold Coast.